Paris Hilton? I’m still having a hard time with it. If you’re looking for babes or porn stars, I have some other suggestions:
Jenna Jameson
Elisabeth Shue
Billie Piper
Jaime Pressly
Any Victoria’s Secret model
Olivia D’Abo
Linda Fiorentino
This chick down at the Pizza Hut (don’t know her name)
The chick across the street who leaves the blinds open (not the ugly one with the rolls)
Your sister
Your momma
Oprah
Damn! Wouldn’t that be the funnest commercial? Oprah crushing – I mean – rolling around on a Bentley?
