Carl’s Jr. for sale

Hi,

Thank you for all the support. I am selling the www.carlsjr.net site, and it is currently in the bidding phase. Need some cash to leave the area for a week. Haven’t had a vacation in almost 3 years!

Anyway, I’m not sure if I will let the blog go with it. I’d like to keep it and make it more of an informative site about a restaurant that was once on of the best. My guess is that Carl’s Jr. will haggle for the site. If you have the money, I’d grab it, and you may get as much as 5 x the amount from Carl’s.

Glastonbury

Carl’s Jr. – made me very sick

Yup. Very sick all day after my morning burger. Had to stop working for a few hours to try to feel better.

Carl’s Jr – Avoid them and stay healthy!

They can’t call it slander because it’s my opinion from personal experience. I took two days off from the world. If you haven’t done this before, I highly recommend it. The first day was a bitch, and all I could think about was burgers. Flame-broiled. I think I would have eaten a Famous Star with hair!

But then yesterday, the skies opened up to reveal chirping birds and the sounds of nature. Then I realized that Spring was a day away. But I felt healthier.

Where will I eat tomorrow? Probably not Carl’s… to test a theory.

Carl’s Jr – endangered species food suggestions

I hope the title isn’t deceiving. I think in all fairness it’s unlikely Carl’s Jr will use these recipe ideas. I don’t know what Carl’s Jr Guadalahara uses for meat, so just in case they run out of dog or something, they’ll have options so their customers will stay happy.

Anyway, I do not suggest that anyone go out and kill an endangered animal, or any other animal, unless the animal pulls the trigger first.

The recipes are for fun and any type of meat may be substituted.

The Carl’s Jr. official form letter

I received my official Carl’s Jr. (“We at Carl’s Jr. strive to…”) form letter apologizing in no uncertain terms… nothing certain. The letter has been sent to me before, and each one just as nebulous.

So… I’ve decided to post the form letter on my website (www.carlsjr.net) for all to read. Then, just for fun, I’m going to supply anyone interested one of several form letters that may be sent back to the Corporate office to achieve whatever it is you want.

Stick it to the man!

Carl’s Jr.’s Big Hamburger

I don’t know how they do it, but the Big Hamburger at Carl’s Jr. takes care of me every morning. I usually get two of them and put them together as one sandwich. I inspected mine very closely today for traces of kangaroo fur, but there was none to be found.

Carl’s Jr Restaurants

Okay, I eat at Carl’s Jr. nearly every day. I gotta tell you, though, I’m starting to look like the before picture of Jared now.

Carl’s Jr (.net) owned!

I was bored the other day and found out that www.carlsjr.net was left unattended. I was thrilled because I couldn’t figure out where to put my exotic and endangered species recipes!

I wish to point out that my website, www.carlsjr.net, is not affiliated with Carl’s Jr. foodchain.