Once again… Elisabeth Shue

Dear Lisa,

Please let me know what type of movie role you would like to see yourself in. We are shooting a film in a small town in Utah next month, but the main actor has to portray herself as the meanest, most self-centered woman on the planet. It’s up to you, but I can’t picture you in that role.

You need to be shown as a strong actor. You have the talent. Is it a problem with the agent? My guess is kids. I do understand that well – all too well.

I can hammer out a script in no time at all, so call me.

Glastonbury

P.S.: The comments in my book and the chapter dedicated to you are not meant in a malicious way.

Carl’s Jr. website down

We had a few snafus with the Carl’s Jr. site; mostly because we had an attorney look over the website – just to be on the safe-side. She determined (6.75 hours later…) that the site was slander-free. She actually felt that it was fairly tame, but felt that there may be “too many supportive references to PETA.” That wasn’t what I wanted to hear, but really don’t want to spend more time on finding new and creative reasons to hate the French. This, by the way, has been a 20-year hobby of mine.

Remember my motto: “Cut it all down; pave everything!”

Carl’s Jr – Avoid them and stay healthy!

They can’t call it slander because it’s my opinion from personal experience. I took two days off from the world. If you haven’t done this before, I highly recommend it. The first day was a bitch, and all I could think about was burgers. Flame-broiled. I think I would have eaten a Famous Star with hair!

But then yesterday, the skies opened up to reveal chirping birds and the sounds of nature. Then I realized that Spring was a day away. But I felt healthier.

Where will I eat tomorrow? Probably not Carl’s… to test a theory.

Carl’s Jr.

I put PETA crap on my website. Why is it that Democratic organizations like PETA want to take everything in life away from humans? When they’re finished saving every living creature except human beings, will we become endangered and then there will be a campaign to save us?

PETA is full of dipshits.

Carl’s Jr – endangered species food suggestions

I hope the title isn’t deceiving. I think in all fairness it’s unlikely Carl’s Jr will use these recipe ideas. I don’t know what Carl’s Jr Guadalahara uses for meat, so just in case they run out of dog or something, they’ll have options so their customers will stay happy.

Anyway, I do not suggest that anyone go out and kill an endangered animal, or any other animal, unless the animal pulls the trigger first.

The recipes are for fun and any type of meat may be substituted.

Carl’s Jr Restaurants

Okay, I eat at Carl’s Jr. nearly every day. I gotta tell you, though, I’m starting to look like the before picture of Jared now.

Carl’s Jr (.net) owned!

I was bored the other day and found out that www.carlsjr.net was left unattended. I was thrilled because I couldn’t figure out where to put my exotic and endangered species recipes!

I wish to point out that my website, www.carlsjr.net, is not affiliated with Carl’s Jr. foodchain.