Once again… Elisabeth Shue

Dear Lisa,

Please let me know what type of movie role you would like to see yourself in. We are shooting a film in a small town in Utah next month, but the main actor has to portray herself as the meanest, most self-centered woman on the planet. It’s up to you, but I can’t picture you in that role.

You need to be shown as a strong actor. You have the talent. Is it a problem with the agent? My guess is kids. I do understand that well – all too well.

I can hammer out a script in no time at all, so call me.

Glastonbury

P.S.: The comments in my book and the chapter dedicated to you are not meant in a malicious way.

Carl’s Jr.

I put PETA crap on my website. Why is it that Democratic organizations like PETA want to take everything in life away from humans? When they’re finished saving every living creature except human beings, will we become endangered and then there will be a campaign to save us?

PETA is full of dipshits.

Kensington Books and the .extras

I may have mentioned my purchase of several of the Kensington Books .this and that. I’m now using them to advertise my book, and will use it to publish all future books, unless of course they decide to pick up all my books. He-he.

Latest trip to Layton, Utah, Carl’s Jr.

So I headed to the Carl’s Jr. in Layton, Utah last night to feed the kiddies, and ran into my usually, yet varied headache. This time I brought in one of my coupon bribes for calling Corporate and being rather pissed off about the 3″ of grime on the floor of their Salt Lake store on 13th East. It was for a free Famous Star (the banner burger). An argument quickly ensued when I was told I couldn’t use it as a combo. I explained that I couldn’t agree more. They continued to tell me the same story over and over and I said I would buy the drink and fries separately, and it wouldn’t sink in. I finally explained to them how one gets a free coupon for a burger; that incompetence in service plays a major role, and then the light bulb came on.

I just don’t understand how it can be so difficult to think outside the box, the bun, or whatever.

The Carl’s Jr. official form letter

I received my official Carl’s Jr. (“We at Carl’s Jr. strive to…”) form letter apologizing in no uncertain terms… nothing certain. The letter has been sent to me before, and each one just as nebulous.

So… I’ve decided to post the form letter on my website (www.carlsjr.net) for all to read. Then, just for fun, I’m going to supply anyone interested one of several form letters that may be sent back to the Corporate office to achieve whatever it is you want.

Stick it to the man!