I put PETA crap on my website. Why is it that Democratic organizations like PETA want to take everything in life away from humans? When they’re finished saving every living creature except human beings, will we become endangered and then there will be a campaign to save us?
PETA is full of dipshits.
Yeah, I’ve been a little hard on Carl’s Jr, but for years now I’ve been plagued by near brain-dead employees whose grasp of the English language is pathetic. I watched a man in his mid-70’s lay into a South American ’till jockey’, because she couldn’t comprehend his order. It was a busy lunchtime crowd, and I think he’d had enough. All we could do to help was to applaud his firm stance on English being at least one of the allowable languages in the United States.
Oh… what started the anger? He ordered a sandwich his way. Not her way. His way was a Famous Star without ketchup and a small drink. Her way was a Famous Star with Cheese in a super-sized combo. He was also offered cheesecake, but I don’t think he understood her.
The gentleman could not get the surprised employee to understand that he did not need to become a sweaty, overweight, soon-to-be-depressed American who has a habit of eating large combo meals. Hell, it’s bad enough that he orders one of the unhealthy burgers, but it’s another thing to add fries and shite on top of that.
The ‘disagreement’ ended with the employees laughing at him behind his back, and making rude comments about him in their native tongue. Because of incidents like this, people stop going to places like Carl’s Jr.
Eventually he got his order and was too pissed-off to return it no matter what was wrong.
Please understand that employees of places like Carl’s Jr can call the police and have you removed from the premises. The police can be real dicks about the whole thing, too. Most of them go their entire career without shooting anyone, so they are always on the lookout for any opportunity.
This Carl’s Jr restaurant is at 2100 South and about 1250 East, in Salt Lake City.
Paris Hilton? I’m still having a hard time with it. If you’re looking for babes or porn stars, I have some other suggestions:
Jenna Jameson
Elisabeth Shue
Billie Piper
Jaime Pressly
Any Victoria’s Secret model
Olivia D’Abo
Linda Fiorentino
This chick down at the Pizza Hut (don’t know her name)
The chick across the street who leaves the blinds open (not the ugly one with the rolls)
Your sister
Your momma
Oprah
Damn! Wouldn’t that be the funnest commercial? Oprah crushing – I mean – rolling around on a Bentley?
I hope the title isn’t deceiving. I think in all fairness it’s unlikely Carl’s Jr will use these recipe ideas. I don’t know what Carl’s Jr Guadalahara uses for meat, so just in case they run out of dog or something, they’ll have options so their customers will stay happy.
Anyway, I do not suggest that anyone go out and kill an endangered animal, or any other animal, unless the animal pulls the trigger first.
The recipes are for fun and any type of meat may be substituted.
I may have mentioned my purchase of several of the Kensington Books .this and that. I’m now using them to advertise my book, and will use it to publish all future books, unless of course they decide to pick up all my books. He-he.
So I headed to the Carl’s Jr. in Layton, Utah last night to feed the kiddies, and ran into my usually, yet varied headache. This time I brought in one of my coupon bribes for calling Corporate and being rather pissed off about the 3″ of grime on the floor of their Salt Lake store on 13th East. It was for a free Famous Star (the banner burger). An argument quickly ensued when I was told I couldn’t use it as a combo. I explained that I couldn’t agree more. They continued to tell me the same story over and over and I said I would buy the drink and fries separately, and it wouldn’t sink in. I finally explained to them how one gets a free coupon for a burger; that incompetence in service plays a major role, and then the light bulb came on.
I just don’t understand how it can be so difficult to think outside the box, the bun, or whatever.
The Playplace at the Carl’s Jr. on Higland Drive in Sandy, Utah is a complete toilet. I’m considering taking some 6 am photos on a Monday morning to prove my case. There is always some sort of food product, half-eaten, spread all over the plastic mat.
Ask the employee to clean the place?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (infinity).
As for me and my house, we’re now willing to drive the extra couple of miles to the clean McDonald’s Playplace.
I received my official Carl’s Jr. (“We at Carl’s Jr. strive to…”) form letter apologizing in no uncertain terms… nothing certain. The letter has been sent to me before, and each one just as nebulous.
So… I’ve decided to post the form letter on my website (www.carlsjr.net) for all to read. Then, just for fun, I’m going to supply anyone interested one of several form letters that may be sent back to the Corporate office to achieve whatever it is you want.
Stick it to the man!
I don’t know how they do it, but the Big Hamburger at Carl’s Jr. takes care of me every morning. I usually get two of them and put them together as one sandwich. I inspected mine very closely today for traces of kangaroo fur, but there was none to be found.
My most favorite star that I’ve met is Kim Cattrall. I ran into her many years ago in an airport, just a few years after she made Big Trouble in Little China. One very sweet babe!
The dork escorting her was Cheech Marin, the biggest horse’s ass I’ve ever met. He was rather rude to my children, and would only sign autographs for the Hispanic travelers. What a racist!
He pulled Kim away from me as fast as he could. I believe he was only trying to get into her pants. I firmly believe as well that there was no way Kim would ever stoop that low.
